Wednesday, August 1, 2018

SMS YUHA

"Jadilah Saat yang sentiasa tabah dan sabar.Yuha akan sentiasa sokong abang selamanya"

YUHA ,2001 


ROSLI AND FAISAL

BOTH are bastard.

They came to my shop and abused me.

They are SHIT and EVIL.

Hope go to HELL .


AMOM BIN LONG

He is bad mouth and laser.

His mother is SHAMAN .

When he want to backbite me,he talked to his mother with Javanese language that i can't understand well.

So i learn it step by step...

Hope never meet him again ever.Amin.

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ALISA BTE ABDUL SAMAD

She is friendly and love me as a son,although i am a son in law.

When i back  hometown with YUHA,she cooked KASTAD and PULUT DURIAN because 

knew i love it .

She passed away and i visited her grave TWICE.................

Al-Fatihah .

ALISA : arabic meaning is BAD but she is not bad...................

"Saat ....one day u will appreciate me ..I never interfere ur matters".

Quotes that i remembered.

But in fact .........................................................................

MOHD ALI BIN HASSAN

He is biological father to AISAH .

  Like to beat wife and children and famous with named  ALI HEATER.

AISAH temper  inherited from her father.

Like father like daughter!

        AISAH  did not want to get in touch with her father,but i connected them.

She said her father did not give a living and love.

AISAH  love  stepfather more than her biological father  although her stepfather is SHIT.

I don't know why.........................

        

MOHAMAD BIN KASSIM

                 He is stepfather to AISAH and was a drunken and bad guy.

But he is handsome ,so Aisah's mom choosed to be husband.

Why i hated him ?

1.Bad background.

2.Did not give Aisah school well.

3.Not equall to children especially stepdaughter.

5.Like to disturb our family.

6.Did not admit mistakes.

7.Stupid.

8.Grumpy.

9.Boaster.

10.Hypocrite...



                 He is  an  evil from human being ......................sad but TRUE!!!

WHO IS SUZAINI BTE MOHD ADNAN?

              Suzaini ,that i called SUE is a youngest .

                        We knew when i am teenager .I am Maahad Annur student  and she is studying at Maahad Muhammadi LilBanaat.

              When school holiday,we chatted  via phone about one to 3 hours!My three cousin named AZIZAH who also study MAAHAD MUHAMMADI became operator because her daddy really fierce!

              When  her father answered a phone and listening boy's voice want to speak with SUE ,he hanged up!

      SUE loved English songs as me ..So we sing and sang via phone huhuhu.........

I remembered this song ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_uWS6K-VF8

Right Here Waiting for You
Oceans apart day after day
And I slowly go insane
I hear your voice on the line
But it doesn't stop the pain
If I see you next to never
How can we say forever
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
I took for granted, all the times
That I thought would last somehow
I hear the laughter, I taste the tears
But I can't get near you now
Oh, can't you see it baby
You've got me going crazy
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
I wonder how we can survive
This romance
But in the end if I'm with you
I'll take the chance
Oh, can't you see it baby
You've got me going crazy
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
Waiting for you
Songwriters: Richard Marx

When listening this song,i remembered SUE and my tears raining ........


                                I forgot  already how we knew each other...

       She continue study in EGYPT and me,SAUDI ARABIA.

We are best friend and never fall in love.I had no girl and she had no boy!I don't know why we can't fall in love.....

     When study vacation,i  went to her house and she wearing strict jean,shirt and

scarf that showed front hairs.........hahaha..studying  Azhar University but really  ROCKED!

I remembered,when SUE wanna fly ,i  rode motorcycle from Malacca to SUBANG AIRPORT 

to meeting her! But she is last call and we could talk only 5 MINUTES....

              Actually ,SUE is girl that i knew a long time ...She is amazing girl.

We break and connect again several times because my stubborn and ego.She too....

When we apart,i felt lonely ..she also .

So we breaked and connect again many times hahahaha...

                           Her parent are friendly and Sue is realy nice to me.This a first time i meeting 

her parent.

When i was at MEDINA,i don't count how many my moneys going because calling her hahaha.

       SUE is stubborn and pamper.She always wanna win when we argued!

Actually in my bottom of heart,i love SUE but i can't express  my feeling.I don't know why

i can't express ....

        We lost contact when i married YUHA.

I  always pray for her ,good life and wish to meet her again before i will be a corpse!!!

Our memory from teenager and adult can't be forget ever.......................

Till nowadays,i miss her.............

SHE IS MY GOOD FRIEND FOREVER .........................................

9.05 PM , 1 August 2018 



         


NOORHAYATI BTE JAAFAR

                                         1998-2001 

Noorhayati that i called SUE is my girlfriend.I don't know how many 

my girlfriends because always clashed and breaked.AZLINA,EZZA.MEGA,ROS,ZIE,

SITI,HAJAR,SUZI  that i remembered...I changed a girl as a cloth!

            We felt in love when she is studying at Malaya University,Kuala Lumpur.

Kelantanese girl and came from poor family.

Her parent rejected me because i am Malaccan and wish their son is law from 

Kelantanese...

We knew about 3 years and i really love SUE.She is pious,care and always support me.

Our memories at KL,Genting Highlands,Melaka,Kelantan and others.

How sad we can't  be together ...............

So i married YUHA ....................

                     Farewell SUE with tears..............................................

I am so sorry ....................................

            Where is SUE?

              We lost since 2001.................................................but i always prayed for her.






HOW I KNEW AISAH ?

                                                               2004 

I prepared about RM15,000 to travel THAILAND,CAMBODIA and VIETNAM.

When i was at Pnom Penh,Cambodia,one of religious teacher named USTAZ MOHD SALLEH 

introduced me a girl named AISAH.

She is look tired,thin and unhappy.

Life full with pain showing by her eyes.Wearing yellow cheap's blouse,my heart beat

again.I felt sorrow for her and wish to marry her because her poorness and lack of 

education.

She is not pretty as YUHA but her eyes told me something about her pain life.

After several days, proposed for me but rejected.

Second time proposed,accepted.

Only USD350  for this girl.

Really cheap compared  with YUHA.

Yea..................YUHA graduated and quite pretty hahahahaaaa.....





Cambodia,2004 






HOW I KNEW YUHA ?

                                                                    2001 ...........

My cousin ,HASAN BASRI ,invited me to Kampung Paya Panjang,Bukit Pasir Muar JOHOR .

Suddenly,beauty girl with BAJU KURUNG ,carried a water tray.

I felt in LOVE....

My heart beated and when backed home,i can't sleep well remembering that girl.

After several weeks,i asked my beloved parents to propose that girl and accepted!

How happy am i................

RM8000 CASH! 

Gold,watch etc ..about RM12,000 i spent for that girl......................

How about SUE ???



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BIODATA YUHA DAN AISAH


YUHA adalah anak perempuan kepada AMOM BIN LONG dan 

ALISA BTE ABDUL SAMAD .Mempunyai lapan adik beradik seibu sebapa.Yuha anak 

ketiga .

Dilahirkan di Muar  JOHOR pada  31 Disember namun dalam Mykad ialah 1 Januari.

Tahun yang dicatat dalam Mykad dan surat beranak ialah 1977 Masehi.

Mendapat pendidikan di UKM dalam sains sosial  ijazah BUKAN cemerlang.

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AISAH pula anak perempuan kepada MOHD ALI BIN HASAN dan KHADIJAH BTE 
ABDULLAH.

Dilahirkan di Kampung Tenhout,Kratie Cambodia .

Tarikh lahir tidak pasti kerna ibu bapanya TIDAK MENCATATNYA .

Hanya tahun sahaja dipastikan iaitu 1982 Masehi .

Aisah hanya bersekolah darjah 1 dan BUTA HURUF.

Ibunya bercerai dengan Mohd Ali ketika masih kecil,berkahwin dengan lelaki 

bernama ISA ,namun meninggal dunia .Kemudian berkahwin pula lelaki bernama 

MOHAMAD BIN KASSIM .

Ini berikutan ayah tirinya  MOHAMAD BIN KASSIM  memaksanya mencari rezeki seawal usia  6 tahun sehinggalah DEWASA.

Kasihan Aisah tidak berpeluang mendapat pendidikan seperti insan lain

lantaran ibu kandung dan ayah tirinya tidak mementingkan 

pelajaran anak-anak.

Aisah mempunyai dua orang adik beradik SEIBU SEBAPA,

4 adik sebapa dan 2 adik seibu.

Ayah kandungnya kini memiliki isteri baru dan sedang 

mengandung ,baru dinikahinya setelah kematian isteri beberapa bulan lepas.

Wah ..tak lama lagi Aisah akan mendapat adik lagi ! 



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