Wednesday, August 1, 2018

SMS YUHA

"Jadilah Saat yang sentiasa tabah dan sabar.Yuha akan sentiasa sokong abang selamanya"

YUHA ,2001 


ROSLI AND FAISAL

BOTH are bastard.

They came to my shop and abused me.

They are SHIT and EVIL.

Hope go to HELL .


AMOM BIN LONG

He is bad mouth and laser.

His mother is SHAMAN .

When he want to backbite me,he talked to his mother with Javanese language that i can't understand well.

So i learn it step by step...

Hope never meet him again ever.Amin.

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ALISA BTE ABDUL SAMAD

She is friendly and love me as a son,although i am a son in law.

When i back  hometown with YUHA,she cooked KASTAD and PULUT DURIAN because 

knew i love it .

She passed away and i visited her grave TWICE.................

Al-Fatihah .

ALISA : arabic meaning is BAD but she is not bad...................

"Saat ....one day u will appreciate me ..I never interfere ur matters".

Quotes that i remembered.

But in fact .........................................................................

MOHD ALI BIN HASSAN

He is biological father to AISAH .

  Like to beat wife and children and famous with named  ALI HEATER.

AISAH temper  inherited from her father.

Like father like daughter!

        AISAH  did not want to get in touch with her father,but i connected them.

She said her father did not give a living and love.

AISAH  love  stepfather more than her biological father  although her stepfather is SHIT.

I don't know why.........................

        

MOHAMAD BIN KASSIM

                 He is stepfather to AISAH and was a drunken and bad guy.

But he is handsome ,so Aisah's mom choosed to be husband.

Why i hated him ?

1.Bad background.

2.Did not give Aisah school well.

3.Not equall to children especially stepdaughter.

5.Like to disturb our family.

6.Did not admit mistakes.

7.Stupid.

8.Grumpy.

9.Boaster.

10.Hypocrite...



                 He is  an  evil from human being ......................sad but TRUE!!!